Hey my peeps! So as you know, lately I've been telling jokes at the end of all of my posts since I wasn't funny! TIME TO MAKE UP FOR THAT!!! This video is dedicated to: 10-Jokes On Horses!
Let us begin!!!!! First one:
What do you say to someone riding a tall pony? WHOA! Get off your high horse!
There is more to life than just horses... There are ponies too!
Haters gonna hate! Horses gonna horse!
What do you call a horse that lives next door? A neigh-bor!
A horse say's: HI MOM! Guess what I destroyed today!
100 years ago everyone had horses and only the rich had cars. Now everyone has a car and the rich have horses!
A horse say's: Is it just my shoe...Or am I getting lucky tonight?
How did the cowboy ride out on Friday stayed for three days than left on Friday? His horse's name is Friday!
What disease do horses fear the most? Hay Fever!!!
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: Why the long face?
Thank you everyone for reading Horses! See you next time! (Hopefully as a funnier person!)
BYE!
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